Despiration

Despiration

*It's a thing now

* I've proclaimed it to be, therefore it is. 

*No, not desperation 

*Think it with me...or say it, dee-sper-A-shaun 

Hello, I never have quite the right idea how to open these...ever. Any who, what I wanted to talk to you about was this thing I made up and which I am very proud of. The name you ask? Despiration, it is. Now, what is this "despiration" you ask? How can I become of it? Despiration is the opposite of what we know and cherish as inspiration, things that make you not want to do or "be".  Have you guys ever felt despired before? I can think of a few times I was, I'm sure you may be able to as well, let us pile onto the despiration train, shall we?

Things That Make Me Feel "Despired":

*If your computer tries to correct you by saying "despiration" or something of the like, basically, it's wrong, we're the right ones. 

1) 50 Shades of Grey -or- 50 Shades of Shame 

2) Math 

3) Stereotypes 

4) Homophobes 

5) Politicians 

6) Objectification 

7) Shallow-minded people

8) Gas prices

9) Douchers *Similar to"douche bags" 

10) One of those (future reference for a future post) 

Now that I feel you guys possibly maybe get the gist (10's a pretty good, solid number, ey?) what are things that make you feel despired? Should I go more in depth? Yes. Because I have nothing else to do. 

Despiration: A briefing

Does anything you don't like make you feel almost a yearning, boiling almost inspiration? But you know indeed that it is most definitely NOT inspiration? Then resort to despiration.  Sort of weigh out two and two. If it makes you feel inspired or in this case rather... despired to go on then you can say you finally have a word and a feeling to match! Things that make you feel despired make you want to crawl into a corner and not go on but you still almost want to do or say something about it. 

Ex.

"Work makes me feel despired because I have to wake up at an ungodly hour." 

I don't have much else to say, BUT I do indeed wish you enjoyed this post. 

Yours,

Lexi AKA LordoftheFridge

PS

Sorry I haven't gallomphed my feelings or whatever on you in a few days. How've you been? I was just busy y'know procrastinating. 

PPS 

I feel like this post has a mighty NEED for a picture... I'll go find one...

Ha, this picture made me laugh, although I don't quite understand the meaning fully, but nevertheless. 

Oh and this song is really good. Ever watched Lord of the Rings? The guy who plays Pippin (Billy Boyd) is actually in a band and they're pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kqi12ayiCg  

And look I made it link-able clickable so you guys wouldn't have to copy and paste it because I care about you. 

Update:

I just realized I could have just used the word "demotivation", this is why I cannot have nice things.